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#10278

57

March 16, 2022, 9:37 a.m.

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Mr. Subayi: Don't try to find a guy or date, it's not worth it and they will cause you trouble and will leave you the next day. I've seen some things I shouldn't have at the track. Class: *starts laughing hysterically*

#10277

1010

March 16, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: You didn't stop me. Schwartz: You trusted me. Schwartz: Why would you ever trust your teachers?

//mod note: did he do the thing where he writes something egregiously wrong on purpose and then just stands there and waits for some student to call him on it

analysis, schwartz

#10275

68

March 16, 2022, 7:31 a.m.

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// shrujana has a picture of Eminem on her phone Shrujana: who's hotter, Stelzner or this guy? Simoni, immediately: Stelzner!

#10274

1111

March 16, 2022, 6:55 a.m.

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Chris: “The whiter you are, the hotter you are.”

#10271

1111

March 15, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//about to measure AC voltage, >100V Jeremy: What if I blow up? Kaluta: You won't, because you're smart enough to know you shouldn't touch the metal probes. Kaluta: But it would serve to decrease the surplus population.

#10270

1616

March 15, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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//Ace playing Run 3 extensively, several people watching Stephen: It takes a village to beat a Run 3 level.

#10269

1515

March 15, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Sahu: Today's my last day here. //responses of sadness from many students Will: Don't make us have to come kidnap you and drag you back.

#10268

1212

March 15, 2022, 5:42 p.m.

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Subayi: All of you are good students. You are lazy, but you are good students.

#10267

-311

March 15, 2022, 5:22 p.m.

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// Scibowl prac Caleb: Hermaphrodites are perfect.

#10266

1010

March 15, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Kaluta says something about polyphase and uses the word cumbersome Jeremy: What does that word mean? Ace, instinctively: Your mom. Mr. Kaluta: What word, poly? Jeremy: No, cumbersome. Mr. Kaluta: It means awkward. Matthew: Like your mom. Mr. Kaluta: Like him making a dumb joke in response to your question. He's being cumbersome.