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#9885

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Feb. 2, 2022, 9:31 p.m.

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Rao: It's frustrating when students complain about how long the book they chose is. Rao: Because they were too lazy to pick a book that accommodates their laziness.

#9884

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Feb. 2, 2022, 8:39 p.m.

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//analysis 1A, solving limits problem, answer is 4 and 1/20 Student: It's the funny number! Rose: Oh you mean Rose: WOO WOO 420

#9883

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Feb. 2, 2022, 1:20 p.m.

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Bosse: And be ready to take some clothes off, carefully.

It’s hot in 363. In temperature. Get your mind out of the gutter.

bosse, biochem

#9882

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Feb. 2, 2022, 10:29 a.m.

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Sahu: And we have my brother's account, called broAccount. Maybe it has his social security number too. And he's loaded, so let's give him a million dollars.

#9880

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:51 p.m.

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//Street visits room of sophomores Street: I'm sorry, I can't think of any insults. I've let you down. Student: Are you going to call us maggots? Street: Well, yes, you're all maggots. That's always implied. You're good maggots.

#9879

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:48 p.m.

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Roberts: It's not a crime if you want it to rhyme. Roberts: Something about a dime. Roberts: We're running out of time.

#9878

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Jan. 31, 2022, 8:46 p.m.

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Rao: You don't accost people on the street and try to convince them of something. It's probably gonna scare them away.

#9877

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Jan. 31, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: Imagine there's an angry mob of skeptics. Like in a giant town hall or a Virginian school board meeting.

#9876

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Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

"Is that the formal name for it?" "Does that sound like a formal name?" "..." "There is no formal name. That's just a joke around here." //mod note: yeah uh keep watch for blairisms (source: once tried to google oigoig) //see 9866

analysis, college, integral, schwartz

#9875

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Jan. 31, 2022, 2:46 p.m.

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// Analyzing anti-smoking ad Rao: I see an old deformed man, but that's fine because it also fits.