#8933

68

Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't

#8932

1214

Jan. 26, 2021, 9:06 a.m.

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// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"

#8931

1818

Jan. 25, 2021, 9:08 a.m.

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*Period 1 Bosse* Colin: I was a scientist like you once...until I took an award to the knee

#8930

4747

Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

#8928

5858

Jan. 24, 2021, 2:06 p.m.

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//Bracklinn's family is away for the weekend Bracklinn: I turned the thermostat down to 50 F Ethan: Why would you do that Bracklinn: Power corrupts

#8927

612

Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

#8926

4545

Jan. 22, 2021, 1:42 p.m.

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//start of logic Rose: I don't know what's going on but I like can't breathe. Rose: I think my wife might be cooking the spiciest meal in the history of the world. Rose: Let me go check on this //leaves, then comes back Rose: There's definitely some cooking going on but it's like nothing crazy. I don't know. Maybe I'm just dying.

#8925

-210

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear

#8924

1616

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Street: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me

#8923

2222

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"