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#7625

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Oct. 1, 2018, 3:18 p.m.

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//In ninth period ESS Lodal: Ok, I'm gonna pick on my math people. Who are my math people? //No one raises their hand Lodal: Ok. I'm going to pick on Eli. Eli, what is a function? //Eli whimpers

#7624

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Oct. 1, 2018, 1:43 p.m.

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Gonzalez, talking about his woes: "My laptop's keyboard is all messed up. I press "n" and it prints an 8, a period, and opens a new tab." "I've sent many emails containing just "h"." "Also, my coffee tastes like it has lemon in it."

#7623

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Sept. 30, 2018, 4:51 p.m.

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//Anika is wearing the BlairHacks tshirt Sloe: Ok, before you start, what's that on your tshirt? It looks like a syringe. Anika: Nonono, it's the Blair steeple. Sloe: Nah, it still looks like a syringe. //Talks about how it looks more like a syringe than a steeple Sloe: Are you a drug dealer? Anika: The only drugs I deal are caffeinated chocolate and ibuprofen

Caffeine and Ibuprofen are both legal

sloe, anika

#7622

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!

#7621

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:17 p.m.

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//9th period Earth and Space Science with Lodal, it's Thursday, the fall pep rally is tomorrow, on Friday Lodal: ... And then, after the pep rally, you all just come to 9th period here Someone: theoretically Lodal: no... Lodal: not theoretically Lodal: actually

#7620

1616

Sept. 28, 2018, 12:04 a.m.

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Eric Shen: That train has sailed

#7618

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Sept. 26, 2018, 5:39 p.m.

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//Logic, proving the external angle theorem Rose: These angles are "noisy neighbors" because they share some space in their interior. Rose: And these angles are "respectful roommates" because they don't enter each others' interiors. //Later, proving a different theorem Anson: Angles 1 and 2 are all up in each others' interiors.

#7617

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Sept. 26, 2018, 2:53 p.m.

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*talking about bills of attainder in 9th APNSL* Cirincione: So you can't punish people for something that happened before you passed the law. Kevin X: So like Coke and cocaine? Everyone: ...

#7616

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Sept. 26, 2018, 2:39 p.m.

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//9th period Cirincione. Cirincione: I know other teachers are like, "they're magnet, they don't know the alphabet". But I was in the magnet, and I know that all of you know the alphabet. *Later* Cirincione: V is not generally considered the first letter of the alphabet.

#7615

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Sept. 26, 2018, 12:15 p.m.

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Lodal: I don't know why they're called daughter isotopes. Sam: Cuz daughters are more stable.