#6123

99

Dec. 16, 2016, 3:16 p.m.

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Simon: Reminds me of when my mom faked a gas leak in the house to get me out of bed

#6122

1616

Dec. 16, 2016, 11:19 a.m.

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Shriyash: Apple phones are like AIDS, except you don't get to have sex beforehand.

#6121

22

Dec. 16, 2016, 9:59 a.m.

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Noah: Of course friends exist! There's, like, empirical evidence for it.

#6120

1115

Dec. 13, 2016, 2:04 p.m.

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Neil (reading a physics problem): Spider-man has just bought a home physics kit. People start insulting Spider-man. Neil: Hey, let Spider-man be! Evan G: Let Spider-man pee? What? But come to think of it, how does Spider-man pee during a high speed chase? His suit doesn't have a fly! The only thing I can imagine is him peeing on all the people below and making them think it was raining. But that doesn't seem fair. Davis (From across the room, no warning): It's absorbant! //Whole class dissolves into laughter

#6119

1212

Dec. 13, 2016, 12:36 a.m.

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//Talking about the major tectonic plates Ryan Cho: The African American Plate?

#6118

1212

Dec. 7, 2016, 7:11 p.m.

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//Silently reading the poem "The House Was Quiet and The World Was Calm" in Clay, Michael is making noise Clay: Michael, you're not - Michael: Being productive, I know. Clay: You're not being quiet and calm. Michael: Sorry, sorry. //He looks down at his desk Michael: Oh, I see what you did there!

#6117

44

Dec. 7, 2016, 11:35 a.m.

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Noah: ENCRYPT YOUR STICKY NOTES!

#6116

88

Dec. 6, 2016, 10:07 p.m.

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//quiz bowl practice Mr. Hammond: Did you just dap?

#6114

1616

Dec. 6, 2016, 8:07 p.m.

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//Duval talking about the mice she gets to feed her snake Duval: They're not quite pinkies, they're a little bigger, um, they're called fuzzies. Not furries, I always mess that up. Those are something completely different.

#6113

2121

Dec. 5, 2016, 1:02 p.m.

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//Going over American Federalism Cirincione: Nick, can you explain what devolution is? Nick: When you are evolving a pokemon, you can press B to cancel the evolution... ... so... when the states... Cirincione: I was hoping you would continue the pokemon analogy. Nick: It wasn't an analogy