#5445

1010

April 1, 2015, 7:11 p.m.

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\\After a somewhat frustrating day of proving Laurent's Theorem in Complex Analysis, Mr. Schwartz sent the following email: Schwartz: Here's a better version of the proof we (sorta) skipped today. Should make it more clear. http://goo.gl/hEKqqI

#5444

88

April 1, 2015, 4:54 p.m.

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//Alex Melinchok is holding a Chick-fil-A milkshake in Pd. 7 Quantum, and Schafer noticed Melinchok: "It's pretty good! It isn't as good as the one from Potbelly though. 'Cause Chick-fil-A doesn't really like gay people, that's probably why it doesn't taste as good. You get what I mean, Mr. Schafer?" (Schafer stares at Melinchok for a while, and then looks down at a textbook) Schafer: "...Chapter 27 question number 17, In Rutherford's planetary model of the atom..."

#5443

1515

April 1, 2015, 8:51 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Whatever, if I fail here, I'll just go back and eat my orange slices.

#5442

46

March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.

#5441

13

March 31, 2015, 5:58 p.m.

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//Solving for u_1 and u_2 in y_p = u_1(x)y_1 + u_2(x)y_2 Schwartz: "So, do you want to take the inverse of the Wronskien and then leftiply?" Antares: "No!, says the pig." Schwartz: "Good! The pig is smart!"

#5439

911

March 30, 2015, 10:02 p.m.

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Mr Street: So, my class could be cutting off their fingers but I'm in here watching you guys. (he had opened the door to Kaluta's room for us to use)... are there any romances in the magnet? I mean you all are a very...nice... bunch. There's Tiffany and Alex.... Girl: There's Annie and Stephen... Street: Oh, Stephen Loh? I approve. Yes.

#5438

1717

March 30, 2015, 10 p.m.

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Mr. Street: "Ok, please explain to me - hold up a minute. Chico! I know you like asian girls. Just tell her right now that you like her. I myself have a fondness for asian ladies. But do it on your own time! And stop touching her hair for god's sake!"

#5437

44

March 30, 2015, 8:41 a.m.

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//talking about March madness brackets Stein: The Mad Ballers' model-picking strategy worked pretty well for them. They didn't win, though. Dallas: They still did better than us. Stein: Yeah, well I think the little chihuahua who lives next door to me could have done better than you.

#5435

915

March 29, 2015, 11:17 a.m.

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//after we did badly on the Friday of the DC robotics regional Harrison: A great chief executive once said, "We took a shillelagh this morning." People: ... Harrison: That was Obama after the Democrats lost all those House seats in 2010. Several people: It's "shellacking." [He said, "We took a shellacking."] Misha: Isn't a shillelagh what you hit an axe with? Sam: Fucking Boy Scouts...

#5433

46

March 26, 2015, 6:06 p.m.

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Stein: Here's how you remember the order of the variables for binompdf, n, p, x. No peeing on xylophones! Because if you do, they get all rusty and sticky. This is a life lesson here! Sidd! Sidd: Yeah? Stein: No peeing on xylophones!