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#4720

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Jan. 23, 2014, 1:42 p.m.

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Swaney: I told the Mexicans they'd have to crank this one out.

#4714

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Jan. 21, 2014, 7:54 p.m.

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//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?

#4713

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Jan. 20, 2014, 8 p.m.

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Lodal: Are we okay with the fact that it is just night--all day long? Aleksandra: No, no we are not.

#4711

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Jan. 12, 2014, 6:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.

#4708

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Jan. 11, 2014, 1:51 a.m.

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//Pham posts list of review topics on the board Pham: Does anybody have any questions? Student: What is the Clausius-Clapeyron equation? Pham: You don't know? You go look it up! In fact, you don't know it, you don't know anything! What you been doing all semester?! You get out of my class!

The equation never came up in class or on the homework...

pham

#4707

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:49 p.m.

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//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.

#4706

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Jan. 10, 2014, 7:01 p.m.

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Rose: I really do think the way someone restricts cotan says a lot about them.

From a really long time ago About restricting the inverse cotan function

functions, rose

#4705

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Jan. 10, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Alan Du: Plato had strong Platonist views. //Class laughs

#4699

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Jan. 8, 2014, 6:21 p.m.

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//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?

#4693

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Jan. 2, 2014, 8:03 p.m.

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Andy: My GPA is lower than the gas prices.