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#4714
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⚐ Report//Chem class freshman year, block A Pham: You know how mole get its name? Class: ...? Pham: WHAT?! YOU GUY DON'T KNOW THIS?! I tell you -- what happen when you pour powder? Student: It makes a pile? Pham: YEAH! And what dat pile look like? Yeah! MOLE HILL. So you shorten dat. YOU GET MOLE. //Some time later Pham: Why it call anion? Class: ...? (again?!) Pham: It's a NEGATIVE ion! Come on guy! //Still later Pham: So what is cation? Class: ............. Pham: The t! It not t! It plus sign! POSITIVE! This how you guy remember thing, okay?
#4713
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⚐ ReportLodal: Are we okay with the fact that it is just night--all day long? Aleksandra: No, no we are not.
#4711
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose calls Michael Chen the wrong name Rose: I've been teaching here for a while now, so I've seen pretty much every combination of typical '80s first names and Asian last names. Like, your parents need to be more creative. Good job there, Sambuddha.
#4708
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⚐ Report//Pham posts list of review topics on the board Pham: Does anybody have any questions? Student: What is the Clausius-Clapeyron equation? Pham: You don't know? You go look it up! In fact, you don't know it, you don't know anything! What you been doing all semester?! You get out of my class!
#4707
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⚐ Report//Discussing switching into Klein's class next semester Arianna (Referring to taking Klein's class): You should do it! Commit suicide with me! Albert: That's a red flag, Arianna. That's not something you should joke about. I should tell a trusted adult. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klein.
#4699
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⚐ Report//Saurav is sleeping in Logic Rose: Isn't that right, Saurav? //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Man, usually when I say their name they wake up. Saurav! //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav, I hate you. //Saurav continues to sleep Rose: Saurav. Your mom. Saurav: Huh?