#4255

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Oct. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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//Stein is introducing probability in stat Stein: So we have two words for this. I refer to this situation as A and B being "mutually exclusive." But the book, I believe, calls it "disjoint." But I sorta thought that's what potheads try to give you, you know? Disjoint? //Class laughs Stein: That was inappropriate. I apologize. //Laughter continues Stein: You know, on second thought, I should've told that joke. You guys like that more.

#4253

2123

Oct. 15, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

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//After mock presidential debate. Everyone voted, and Harrison and Peter are the top two. Freeman: Congratulations, Peter Ho! Peter: YES! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!! YES!!! Freeman: On second place. I love doing that.

#4249

711

Oct. 11, 2012, 11:34 p.m.

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//During marching band field practice Puck: ADAM! COME OVER HERE NOW! Adam: Do you need help? Puck: Yes! //Adam goes to Puck Adam: What's up? Puck: I have a question about my drill. Adam: Alright. Puck: So you know pita bread, right? I was thinking that you take some nice warm fresh pita, okay? And then put some falafel AND schwarma meat on that biznitch, and then put some lettuce and onions and lots of that tahini and tabbouleh stuff. And then, you know that wax paper they have at Santucci's? Yeah. Wrap it up in one of those. Adam: ... Puck: Sorry. Did you have a question about my drill?

#4248

57

Oct. 11, 2012, 9:51 p.m.

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//Before marching band, Michelle lost a game of plank Jenga and is stuck on the band room floor Adam: By lying on that floor you accept the terms and conditions of syphilis.

#4247

1616

Oct. 11, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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Anderson: (asking the students to answer a question at the end of class) I want you to think... //Bell rings, students starts getting up Anderson: Oh, oh no, oh HELLLLLLL no!

#4244

55

Oct. 10, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//During XC meet, Student 1 approaches a group of runners Student 2: ...especially the stereotypes with porn, and stuff. Student 1: What? Student 3: Here, let me provide some context to make it sound less bad: we were talking about Japanese school girls.

#4243

1618

Oct. 10, 2012, 7:35 p.m.

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//During XC Practice, Raanan and Kirkendall are approached from behind by Andrew Simler, who they think is Patrick Shan. Raanan: Patrick, your hair turned orange! And you're not Asian anymore! Kirkendall: I think you mean to say, he became...disoriented.

#4241

5359

Oct. 9, 2012, 5:26 p.m.

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//Giles is subbing for Duval Giles: Before we start the movie, I just want to make fun of the fact that M-E misspelled her name on the homework from today.

#4239

77

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:12 p.m.

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//To the one CAP girl in pchem about not understanding him Pham: Look, I have accent.

#4238

68

Oct. 8, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

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Pham: I tell [Teacher], "You need to be here! Yell at the kids, relieve the stress. At home, nobody to yell at. You get worse, you get sicker, then you die."