#9140

2020

May 11, 2021, 1:59 p.m.

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Cirincione: I'm very very smart and infallible, but I'm not all-powerful. Cirnicione: That's a lie. I'm not infallible, I've made like... 3 mistakes.

#9139

1113

May 11, 2021, 11:22 a.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 11 "They told me in teacher school that I couldn't be sarcastic, and I was just like, 'I'm not physically capable of not being sarcastic'" "That's what i'm going to do with that information. Make your life better. Definitely not worse. Definitely." "I have been publicly shamed at Blair as a bad attendance taker. I was in the bottom 10% of attendance takers. My name was in a public email. But Ms Duval and Mr Schwartz were also on that list, so I felt less bad. It was like, the people who don't take attendance are the cool people." "I got made fun of already by the juniors for my among us sweatshirt." "My parents won't get me a VPN either." "This is important life information: the Guile theme goes with everything."

#9138

1416

May 6, 2021, 1:40 p.m.

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Schwartz, talking about Eigenpalooza: Seniors, at some point, you have to decide that you're going to either do it or just not do it. Schulman: I didn't even realize that was an option Schulman (in chat): That's like you go to ask somebody out and expect a yes or a no and they're just like "I have diarrhea" and you're like "I didn't even realize that was a possible outcome here" Bracklinn: I haven't seen the audio and chat of a zoom call diverge this much since I ate a tomato in earth science

#9137

1418

May 4, 2021, 1:37 p.m.

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Anika: A lot of things are brown and sticky Noam Anika: On a hot day, *I'm* brown and sticky

#9136

19

May 3, 2021, 5:02 p.m.

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Rose: I should be on math team!

#9135

511

May 3, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

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Rose: A month is like infinity.

#9134

19

April 30, 2021, 3:56 p.m.

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Schwartz: Ohhhh ... some of these slides have slides inside them! Schwartz: It's slide-ception!

#9133

1515

April 30, 2021, 3:55 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30 "He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses." "I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back." "Nobody cares about the ceiling." "Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!" "I need ways to mess with people!" "It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos." "Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."

#9132

2525

April 30, 2021, 12:28 p.m.

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Rose: We're trying to see who the frogs have sex with

#9131

2323

April 29, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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// about stein Kirk: Whenever you ask him how he his, he just says "adequate". Kirk: When I first met him, four years ago, I said, "Hey, how're you doing?" "Adequate." Kirk: Later, recently, when I saw him again for the first time in 13 months, I asked him how he was, and he said "Adequate." Kirk: He's just always adequate.