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#8935
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⚐ ReportSchafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!
#8934
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.
#8933
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⚐ ReportSchafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't
#8932
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⚐ Report// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"
#8931
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⚐ Report*Period 1 Bosse* Colin: I was a scientist like you once...until I took an award to the knee
#8930
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⚐ Report[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)
#8928
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⚐ Report//Bracklinn's family is away for the weekend Bracklinn: I turned the thermostat down to 50 F Ethan: Why would you do that Bracklinn: Power corrupts
#8927
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.
#8926
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⚐ Report//start of logic Rose: I don't know what's going on but I like can't breathe. Rose: I think my wife might be cooking the spiciest meal in the history of the world. Rose: Let me go check on this //leaves, then comes back Rose: There's definitely some cooking going on but it's like nothing crazy. I don't know. Maybe I'm just dying.
#8925
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⚐ ReportStreet: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear