#6076

1919

Oct. 27, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

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//PChem. Kaluta has just left after asking Pham for his mercury. Pham: You know why they never find my mercury. It's because they don't ever looking for it here. //*Aims laser pointer at ceiling tiles*

#6075

55

Oct. 27, 2016, 11:55 a.m.

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Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.

#6074

79

Oct. 26, 2016, 9:40 a.m.

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*talking about weird integrals in the "Crazy Tangent" method* Sushanth: Mr. Stein, I did my homework outside yesterday and I got a CRAZY TAN!! Mr. Stein: ...

#6073

77

Oct. 25, 2016, 9:16 p.m.

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//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: For sufficiently large values of 5, 5+5=11.

#6072

2228

Oct. 24, 2016, 8:04 p.m.

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//During presentation about Neptune Tyler: So you can think about Earth's orbit like Mr. Pham, short and round. Neptune's orbit is like Mr. Rose, tall and eccentric.

#6071

1313

Oct. 22, 2016, 1:49 p.m.

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Street: "Just smile, laugh politely, and watch your grades go up."

#6070

1315

Oct. 21, 2016, 5:53 p.m.

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//Block D CS Piper: So, now that we've covered infix notation, what's next? Evan G.: Outfix?

#6069

-22

Oct. 21, 2016, 1:40 p.m.

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//Japanese class after a kanji quiz Anthony: Hey, hey, what did Zoll-sensei say about the kid who forgot how to write 室 on the kanji quiz? Random kid: I dunno, what? Anthony: No shitsu given!

#6068

1010

Oct. 20, 2016, 9:23 p.m.

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//During a meeting of BIG (Blair Engineers' Guild) in Schwartz's room on a Friday afternoon *BIG people are talking, Schwartz is helping a student* *Rose walks in* Kevin: Hey look, it's Mr. Rose! Misha: Yeah, he wanders in like that. *Rose walks over to lost and found pile and takes a jacket* Rose: Hey Schwartz, can I borrow this? Schwartz: Sure, just bring it back. *Rose puts on the jacket* Kevin: It doesn't quite fit. Rose: It's better than the medium girls' coat in my room. *Notices a different jacket and puts it on instead* Rose: Ah! Much better! Schwartz: Just to make sure, you know this is a student's coat? I'm leaving at 4:30, so can you... Rose: Don't worry, I'll give it back to you when I come back. Schwartz: So like, before 4:30? Rose: Nah, like, on Monday. *Leaves* Schwartz: *Speaking to BIG people* If that doesn't make it onto blairbash, I will be very disappointed in all of you.

#6067

1418

Oct. 19, 2016, 11:12 p.m.

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// Talking about points of inflection in Analysis 1 Rose: And up until the point of inflection things are getting better and getting better faster, but then, oh no! We get to the inflection point and now things are still getting better, but they are getting better slower. Ryan: Like when the UN shows up in a 3rd world country. Rose: And then we get better slower and slower until we reach the local max, where things are the best, but about to get bad. Ryan: Like when the UN calls the Marines. Rose: And then we get worse faster and faster, and then our function is negative and we cry. Ryan: Like when the media shows up.