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57

Dec. 19, 2012, 1:31 p.m.

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Billy: I shot a gun in school once. Kaluta: This school? Billy: Yes........a nail gun.

#4362

2428

Dec. 19, 2012, 11:34 a.m.

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Alan: Afghanistan is like a Java program that won't compile. Avikar: And anybody who tries to debug it dies.

#4361

26

Dec. 19, 2012, 10:31 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Mayo, we have a problem. Mayo: Life is full of problems.  Get used to it!

#4359

68

Dec. 18, 2012, 10:58 p.m.

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//Talking about the resonance structures of benzene molecules Eva: But benzene is a commie molecule - the electrons are shared equally between all the carbons.

#4358

1012

Dec. 18, 2012, 10:54 p.m.

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//Stelzner realizes that his assigned seating has unwittingly segregated the class by gender Stelzner: What the hell is this, a middle school dance? MINGLE!

#4357

19

Dec. 18, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Cathy is helping debug Sarah's program in ADSB Cathy: I think your problem is that the condition for one of your if statements is flipped. Sarah: Oh I know! I probably flipped one of those equal sign thingies!

#4356

06

Dec. 16, 2012, 7:29 p.m.

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//Students are complaining about work Lodal: The more you complain, the more I am going to make you write it out. Student: You are such a great teacher Mr. Lodal. Lodal. I know!

#4355

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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Levien: If I wasn't in a good mood coming out of my 6th period most days, some of you guys would not make it out of here... //Class laughs Student: That's funny because we are being threatened.

#4354

15

Dec. 16, 2012, 7:26 p.m.

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//Ms. Cullen is on the computer Cullen: Alright, what am I looking for....oh yeah, I am looking for the Internet.

#4353

68

Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court