#4352

-13

Dec. 13, 2012, 12:10 p.m.

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//Girl with a camera walks into Whitacre's 3rd period Whitacre: What are you here for, who do you need, and why didn't you knock? Answer the first question! Girl: I need to take pictures of juniors for the yearbook. Whitacre: Come back in 20 minutes. Girl: Ugh..... Whitacre: Fine, 15 minutes. I'm nice. Girl: Yay! (leaves)

#4351

2527

Dec. 12, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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//CAP kid is finishing a test faster than the rest of the class, which is mostly Magnet. Freeman: What now Magnets? What do you have to say to that? Harrison: She got sleep.

#4350

66

Dec. 12, 2012, 3:45 p.m.

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//Listening to results from jazz band festival Roberts: So, this adjudicator is our favorite... Mr. Butts. //Class laughs Travis: What'd he give us? Roberts: A one. Berlin: Was Mr. Butts on crack?

#4349

416

Dec. 12, 2012, 8:01 a.m.

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M-E: Wouldn't be funny if an English teacher got colon cancer?

#4348

8894

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:45 a.m.

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Rose: Suppose you have n friends Teddy: I wish I had n friends.

#4347

1212

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:38 a.m.

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Whitacre: Slaves have been here as long as one can remember. Take marriage for example.

#4346

11

Dec. 12, 2012, 7:36 a.m.

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Klein: I don't want you people, especially you boys, to worry how long it is. Class: ... Klein: Not like that you freaks!

#4344

44

Dec. 10, 2012, 9:55 p.m.

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//Reading Hamlet Stelzner: So, see, Claudius knows that Laertes is the people's man. He's who they want to be king. Get it? Class: (uncertain) Stelzner: Come on, okay. He's the guy who goes around partying in France and killing people with his sword and staying in whorehouses. HE IS THE 99%.

#4343

11

Dec. 10, 2012, 10:42 a.m.

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Ms. Hanak: I have kids; when you try and put something in my hand, I do not hold it.

#4342

88

Dec. 9, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

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//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.