#3123

44

March 21, 2011, 9:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!

#3122

44

March 21, 2011, 9:12 p.m.

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Rose: So then you negativize them...

#3121

1010

March 21, 2011, 6:13 p.m.

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//during Comparative Religion, a student asks a question about Christian orthodoxy Whitacre: Remember, Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're pretty much a waste.

#3119

1212

March 21, 2011, 4:05 p.m.

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Neel: They recycled the meat for the buffet. Milo: That's disturbing... Neel: You shouldn't care, you're vegetarian! Milo: Libertarian. Neel: Yeah...

#3118

1515

March 21, 2011, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: You need to study naming compounds. You don't want to kill baby when you become doctor, do you? You choose wrong thing, you kill baby.

#3117

1515

March 21, 2011, 12:15 p.m.

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//During MagGeo, Rose is tracing lines on the board Student: Hey Mr. Rose, that's pretty good. It's almost as good as Mr. Schafer! Rose: That's great. I have finally achieved my life goal of being almost as good as Mr. Schafer.

#3113

77

March 19, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.

#3112

22

March 19, 2011, 3:57 p.m.

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Student: I think you have a little mean inside you. Giles: Cool.

#3111

1212

March 19, 2011, 12:44 p.m.

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Ben: How could you not know what WD-40 is? Raphael: What's WD-40? Ben: It's lube ... not for recreational purposes

#3110

77

March 18, 2011, 10:20 p.m.

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//Preparing for a mock trial in AP NSL Grossman: Now, communication skills are a huge factor in determining the success of your case. Remember to make a connection: really look into the judges' eyes, speak slowly... Eva: So you're like, seducing the judges?