#2848

33

Jan. 26, 2011, 10:26 a.m.

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Ivey: If you'd like, please put your cell number at the bottom [of the card]. And don't worry, I won't be all up texting you in the middle of the night, L-O-L-O-L-O-L-O-L-M-A-O.

#2847

-22

Jan. 26, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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Ivey: Sesame Street! A-can-a-you-a-count-a-with-a-me? One-a-buddha, two-a-buddha, three-a-buddha!

#2846

1111

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:57 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics, Period 7 //Table with Eugene, Aarti, Shilpa, and Hannah F. is frequently breaking into off-topic conversation. Hinkle: Are those girls distracting you Eugene? Do I need to move one of them? Eugene: No, I'm alright... Hinkle: Remember, just say no! [laughter all around] Eugene: I don't get it. Hinkle: Aw, Eugene, do I have to give you this speech? No means no! Eugene: Uhh... I'm not an afternoon person.

#2845

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 10:04 p.m.

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//AP Microeconomics in Room 317 Hinkle (loud): You guys heard of Larry Flynt? Valeria: Yeah, I think I've heard of him... Hinkle (even louder): Larry Flynt's the hustler magazine; he's the porn guy! [Turns around and notices Mr. Stein waiting outside.]

#2844

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:25 p.m.

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Piper: What is two plus four? Patrick: Zero!!!

#2843

1212

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:24 p.m.

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Rose: (Tells student to go to Wikipedia on his computer and turn on the Promethean bored) Student: (Without Rose seeing searches "mr rose") (the first hit on the list says "The Odd Man")

#2842

99

Jan. 25, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//Quickly doing the MoCo lab safety quiz (out loud) Student: You have cut yourself - Schafer: Now why did you do that?  Please, don't cut yourself in this class!  I don't care if you're emo, I just don't want there to be blood! //and later Student: Someone you know is on fire - Schafer: And that too!  Don't do that either!  You should have no reason to set yourself on fire!

#2841

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:35 p.m.

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Pham: Last year, a very smart kid, his name is Charlie, got brand new textbook.   Students: Pasternak? Pham: Oh, he famous now.  You know what happened?  Dog ate half of textbook. He buy another textbook from Amazon, because it cost 115 dollars instead of 150 dollars.  You think I'm kidding, I'm not kidding!

#2840

33

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:29 p.m.

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//In English class, Ms. O'Dell asks the class if they've read Shakespeare before. Most of the students raise their hands. Goldburg: You've never read Shakespeare, Scarano? You're a little liar! That's why you don't get a first name.

#2839

66

Jan. 25, 2011, 5:17 p.m.

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Pham: Wolstein give piece of paper each week.  Why? It kill tree.