#2737

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Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!

#2736

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Jan. 1, 2011, 5:09 p.m.

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//During a random conversation on the bus between Khoa, Brian and Billings. Khoa: On a scale of one to khoasome how good is it? Billings: Did you really just say khoasome?!?! Khoa: Yes, yes I did.

#2735

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Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.

#2734

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:42 p.m.

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//After Ajay visits Cambridge... Teacher: The most important thing that happened to him, was not that he met an English girl-- Theresa: Was it that he met an English guy?

#2733

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Dec. 31, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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Teacher: Julie Zhu. She's an amazing artist. She's one of those people that, if I were 22, I'd be in a lot of trouble.

#2732

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Dec. 30, 2010, 6:22 p.m.

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CAP Girl: Who won World War I?

#2730

15

Dec. 26, 2010, 9:41 p.m.

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Theresa: You could jump off the ski lift and _fly_ to the porcupine! Gibi: You do not know how many times I considered doing that.

#2729

3032

Dec. 25, 2010, 11:05 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael's dad is a vet, so he can answer all of our pet related questions. Michael, do cats and dogs have arms? Michael: Well, they have FORElegs, and HINDlegs, so no they don't. Schafer: Any other pet-related questions? John Anderson: Michael, how many dogs has your dad euthanized?

#2727

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Dec. 24, 2010, 1:38 p.m.

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Hammond: I'm 39. Reckson asked me if I'm 51 yesterday. Except he said it really funny. He said "If I were to take your age and divide it by 10, would the result be greater than 5?"

#2726

33

Dec. 23, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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//after Tommy played an impressively complicated piano piece at PoMD Audience member (shouts): How many fingers ya got, Tommy?