#2667

24

Dec. 14, 2010, 2:04 p.m.

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Jessica: I don't HAVE any worth! What are you smoking?

#2666

1616

Dec. 13, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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//After playing basketball in the snow Mufasa: Damn, I think I'm getting a fever. Chen: Wimp! Mufasa: It's okay, I have antiviruses. //pulls out a bag of oranges

#2664

1010

Dec. 13, 2010, 7:26 p.m.

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Katherine A. (angrily): Ashu DOES NOT have the right to decide not to be gay!!!

#2663

6672

Dec. 13, 2010, 6:38 p.m.

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//Teacher gives Henok a problem not taught in class and they solve it together. Henok: Yeah [Teacher], we’re a pro team. Teacher: Oh yeah, go long for the imaginary pass! //Henok jogs across the room Teacher: Here it comes. //Teacher pretends to throw, Henok pretends to catch it, then pretends to drops it Henok: Whoops, I guess I’m the Redskins

#2661

55

Dec. 13, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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Freeman: If you've ever seen Warren Christopher...he looks like a dried fruit.

#2659

55

Dec. 12, 2010, 5 p.m.

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//commenting on the English 12A curriculum, which includes existentialism, nihilism, absurdism, and Hamlet Stelzner: I don't know why they keep pushing suicide into seniors...everything goes back to suicide. Student: Do they want us to die?

#2658

-19

Dec. 10, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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Goldburg: Amy Yan, you can be Creon Amy Yan: Yes. Goldburg: You know what, Charles Yin should be Antigone, you could imprison him. Amy Yan: YES!!!

#2657

143149

Dec. 10, 2010, 6:01 p.m.

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// Mr. Ostrander walks in to Analysis 1A Ostrander: Sorry Mr. Stein, I can't get you a code. Blaha has one, though. Stein: What!?! Why don't I get a number? Ostrander: Well, I have this theory. All the responsible teachers get one, while... Stein: But ROSE got one! Ostrander: Well, then my theory is dead.

#2656

66

Dec. 9, 2010, 10:30 p.m.

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Gibi: Why are all the black boys in the magnet actually Japanese?

#2655

46

Dec. 9, 2010, 2:55 p.m.

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// While doing Sporcle Shirley: Oral contraceptive Student: CONDOMS! *Everyone laughs* Student: What's so funny? What did you say? Shirley: ORAL contraceptive Student: Yeah, so why are you guys laughing?