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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: If you're a US citizen, do you always have to pay US taxes? Swaney: Not necessarily always. If you're living abroad and your income isn't registered with a US entity, I don't think you'd be on the hook for that. Lucia: WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE AT THE MALL? Class: ???

#2052

-46

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: Now let's look at the rankings for educational expenditures. Lucia: What's expenditures?

#2051

33

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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Pham: Bosse could retire when she turn fifty-three! You guy know that, right? She have thirty year by then. (later) Pham: If Mister Dvorsky retire, she retire when she turn eighty years old.

#2050

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#2049

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: If it's bad, it's good too. Unless you choose good bad!

#2048

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...

#2047

44

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

#2046

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.

#2045

1719

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//During lunch, we had been playing cards. 4 minutes 'til lunch ends... Kendix: S***, I HAVE HOMEWORK I NEED TO DO! Various others: Just doings da wuhk! Jus gettings it dun! Kendix: Shut up and let me work! //Bell rings

#2044

2222

Sept. 2, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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Templin: Teamwork is essential. It lets you blame someone else.