#1959

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May 27, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*

#1958

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May 27, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Blitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...

#1957

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May 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...

#1956

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May 26, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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*Rose asks question. Class stares blankly* Rose: Howard, say something! Howard: Well, you could split it into n rectangles- Rose: No, I didn't mean something smart.

#1954

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May 25, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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Stein: I don't think doing this proof helps you understand the battle of superheros

#1953

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May 25, 2010, 2:59 p.m.

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Tolnay: You're making my floppy hurt.

#1952

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May 25, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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Gibi: Just cuz you're doing it with your feet doesn't make it less illegal!

#1949

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May 24, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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Greg: Could you explain what you mean by the question? Blitz: That's what I want you to explain.

#1948

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May 23, 2010, 8:59 p.m.

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// Donaldson talking to juniors about taking the senior final Donaldson: "If you get an A on the senior final, you automatically get an A on your exam. You don't even have to take it! Alex C-G: Can we take the final anyway, just for fun? Donaldson: Yes, of course you can! ...you PERVERT.

#1947

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May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: You won't think I'm violating you by the time I'm done with you! Gibi: ... Abby: Don't *ever* say that sentence again.