#4216

88

Sept. 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!

#4214

1616

Sept. 23, 2012, 3:47 p.m.

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//Watching InfoFlow during Stat; Stein is writing on the whiteboard with his back to the class InfoFlow: DID YOU KNOW? Did you know that Princess Diana had a belly button ring with a 48-karat diamond in it? Stein: Really? I have one of those too!

#4210

3739

Sept. 20, 2012, 11:05 p.m.

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//Talking about his first year of college Whitacre: I went downtown every night. There were 54 bars to choose from, and I chose all of them.

#4209

66

Sept. 20, 2012, 10:31 p.m.

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Jinhie: Wait, but don't you have to be dead to write a memoir?

#4208

35

Sept. 20, 2012, 9:10 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel telling a story about questioning her spirituality in synagogue Dr. Simel: ....so people don't always go because they want to, maybe they want to impress somebody, see their friends, talk to some cute boy at synagogue- Barg: Wait--cute Jewish boys? //Class laughs //Dr. Simel launches into another story

#4207

4446

Sept. 20, 2012, 7:42 p.m.

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//Talking in Mathphys Schafer: Yeah, so, this weekend I was out shopping to get model rockets for my nephew. I kind of add 3-5 years forward to whatever age he is, so I was thinking....he's 7, that's basically like 11, better get some rockets. Students: Whoa, what? Schafer: C'mon, everyone needs to have one questionable uncle like that. No one else fits the job better.

#4206

1313

Sept. 20, 2012, 7:37 p.m.

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//Talking in Math Phys Student: Wait, you don't watch Mythbusters? Schafer: Nah, I don't watch *any* TV except sports. Student: What about your son? Schafer: No, definitely no TV for him. He won't be a child of the Internet either. He'll be a kid of nature and Legos and figuring out stuff. *pause* But wait, no, for educational shows and things, I have a plan. If he watches TV...I'll make sure everything will only be in Spanish. He'll get English from me and my wife, but the TV-- solamente en Español. Then I'm hoping that through natural language diffusion and whatnot... Student: He's going to have some interesting stories once he's a teenager... Schafer: Oh definitely. Friends will be like, "Why are you so *weird*?" and he'll just say, "Well...you see, when I was a kid..."

#4203

57

Sept. 19, 2012, 7:11 p.m.

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//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?

#4202

1010

Sept. 19, 2012, 5:40 p.m.

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Giles: I don't believe in division. It's like witchcraft.

#4201

-15

Sept. 16, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//Discussing turning off the NavBar on Google Blogs Mayo: First its like some guy's boring wedding and then its like naked cowboys in Peru.