#4198

26

Sept. 14, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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//Recruiting for computer club Ashu:  When on December 21, 2012 the world will end and computers will save us...

#4196

88

Sept. 13, 2012, 10 p.m.

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//During a test in world Moose: *laughs* Student: What? Moose: ISN'T SCHOOL *FUN*? Class: ... Moose: Yep. Yep, it is.

#4195

04

Sept. 12, 2012, 5:25 p.m.

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Teacher: That's one method to find it, but here's another way that is not in your book. You have to have a virgin-- *pauses* ...You know, in math there are some sayings you just don't use. You can have 4x, 4y, but no 4q...So, you have to have a VERSION...

#4194

2424

Sept. 11, 2012, 7:47 p.m.

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//At marching band practice Freshman: Can we have a water break? Adam (senior drum major): Water? //Freshman nods Adam: WATER? Freshman: Yeah-- Adam: YOU HAD WATER YESTERDAY!

#4192

157169

Sept. 10, 2012, 6:27 p.m.

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Pham: Obama 15 point ahead of... who the other guy? Class: Romney. Pham: Ronny. By the way, I a Republican. Ask Stein, he hate me.

#4191

88

Sept. 10, 2012, 6:24 p.m.

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Pham (during a powerpoint): By the way, anyone know what going on?

#4190

1313

Sept. 10, 2012, 4:36 p.m.

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//In Statistics Stein: You know, I used to have an iguana. //Looks at Michael Stein: But then HE killed it. //Michael nods

#4189

715

Sept. 7, 2012, 5:35 p.m.

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//M-E finds the word "batholith" excessively hilarious Donaldson: Guys, stop saying "batholith"; we don't want M-E to die.  M-E, if they keep bothering you, you can go to see your counselor...

#4188

1016

Sept. 6, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//In biology, Duval is asking students to name as many branches of biology they can think of Student: There's "herpetology". Francis: What is that?! Is that the study of herpes?

#4187

22

Sept. 6, 2012, 7:15 p.m.

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//Ms. Edwards comes into Mr. Horne's AP Lang class, and sees some of her former students Ms. Edwards: (to Neil Dalal) Wow, you have even more of a baby face now than in 9th grade!