#4186

1616

Sept. 5, 2012, 7:22 p.m.

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Whitacre: What was UP with that story [Goldilocks and the 3 Bears]? I mean, a little girl who escapes three huge bears! Come on! If it were me, she would NOT have made it out of that house. And she was so annoying, too. *whiny voice* Too hot, too cold! I know why she was in that forest... Her parents were like, "Just stay here, in the park. We'll be right back." *imitates putting car into gear* VROOOOOOOOOOM!!!

#4185

-13

Sept. 4, 2012, 7:28 p.m.

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//Discussing roller coasters Hinkle: And then there are those, where, when you get off, you're just like, "I think I'm dead..."

#4184

1414

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?

#4183

1616

Sept. 4, 2012, 6:15 p.m.

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//In stat, talking about medians, means, and outliers Student: So Mr. Stein, you gave us real-life examples of people that are like means and medians. Are there any outliers in life? Stein: Well, yes, there are, but I don't need to delve into my personal life to that extent. But yes, there are people in life that try to pull you away from where you should be. //Class ponders silently and thoughtfully Stein: I'm talking about doughnuts, mostly.

#4182

28

Sept. 4, 2012, 10:06 a.m.

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Bosse: Guys! Calm down! The girls and Albert are trying to work.

#4181

55

Sept. 2, 2012, 8:05 p.m.

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//John explains something to Martina Martina: John, why are your explanations so condescending? Barg: Because he's talking to you.

#4180

15

Sept. 1, 2012, 2:29 p.m.

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//In Physics class, being lectured about drawing graphs with curves Blitz: Remember how in elementary school, starting math, when your teacher told you that to draw a curve that you just connected the dots with a ruler? I would like to kill all the people who taught you that. All of them. Yes, I meant that.

#4179

13

Sept. 1, 2012, 9:59 a.m.

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Pham: You know how much Mars rover cost? Thomas: 2.5 billon. Pham: That right! Billion! With a B! Not million, million mean cheap!

#4178

37

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:58 p.m.

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Lizzy: I'm tired but I have cross country later... M-E: Then go to sleep; I'm fine just sitting here talking to my coffee cup goatee. Lizzy: You mean a goat-TEA?

#4177

5052

Aug. 31, 2012, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: Math is like raising a child; you can't make mistakes early. If you yell at your teenager, most likely nothing would happen. But if you drop your baby, it could get really messed up...