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#3031
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⚐ Report//Talking about Amy Chua, the Tiger Mom Shakib: Tiger mom? Dude, she's hot! You know, for a mom.
#3030
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⚐ ReportContreras: I spent 3 hours being 'company' for a sickly, elderly dog. Theresa: That's no way to talk about Andy Gilbert!
#3029
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⚐ ReportTheresa: Hey [teacher], I'm still sick, anyone you want me to infect? Teacher: <Points at Contreras> How about this one right here? Theresa: Yeah alright, I'll cough on him or something Teacher: Or how about a kiss? That'd do it too. Contreras: Actually, how about 4 or 5 kisses? Y'know, just to make sure.
#3028
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⚐ ReportThurman: So, have any of you guys seen Dick? [Student], you've seen Dick right? Student: Oh yeah! I liked it! Thurman: Have any of you girls seen Dick? Class: [awkwardness/laughter] Thurman: It's really funny! Dick is great.
#3027
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Hey, Mr. Stein, will you do Puzzlepalooza with me? Stein: Yes. Schafer: [squeals] Sorry Mr. Hammond! Hammond: That's what you did at Wallops too. I didn't even get to play kickball. Schafer: Right, so now we're having fun. Hammond: I'm not having fun!
#3026
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⚐ ReportStein: Having a partner is not required. You do not need to have a friend to do Puzzlepalooza.
#3025
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⚐ Report//Discussing what Pinkerton will do with his life when he grows up... Donaldson: He'll be in an upperclass homeless shelter – a homeless shelter for nerds. James P: It's called grad school. Donaldson: It's called Caltech.
#3023
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⚐ Report//Talking about where Donaldson saw a "moonbow" (like a rainbow, but made by moonlight) during Optics. Donaldson: It was the on the isle of "Virgin Gorda." "The Fat Virgin." Alex CG: No wonder she's a virgin!