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#2561
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⚐ Report//Boettcher asks for drawing of action-reaction pairs //Eric explains his: Ghost scares mirror; mirror scares ghost
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⚐ Report//The physics question on the board is about which path a package would take if dropped from an airplane Tej: Why is it falling? Boettcher: Um, gravity. Tej: Oh, I get it!
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⚐ Report//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.
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⚐ Report//Two girls are throwing erasers back and forth at each other across the room when Rose isn't looking //Rose turns around Rose: Okay, I don't know what's wrong with this class, you guys are just so immature, or whatever. *looks at girl throwing eraser* People that are giggling, if you guys just need to go out in the hall and like, make out or something, and come back...I don't know. Just, like, you guys are so giggly... //class becomes even more giggly
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⚐ ReportStein: You never forget your first time... you learn the fundamental theorem of calculus
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⚐ Report//discussing Lagrange Multipliers, etc Teacher: All your lambda are belong to us.
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⚐ Report//talking about some activity in grad school Whitacre: So we'd all run around and he [the professor] would throw balls at us. You know, he had been practicing on targets, but those don't think like people. So we're running and all of the sudden WHAM! Right in my face!
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⚐ Report//On first day of school, Mitchell walks into wall Jack: We have the first casualty of the year.