#2479

77

Nov. 5, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Pham: Car engine hot! You don't believe me, try it out tonight. When parent get home, pop hood open, stick hand in it, see what happen.

#2478

1111

Nov. 4, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Stein: I'm no religious scholar of Judaism or uh any other... language.

#2477

24

Nov. 4, 2010, 8:01 p.m.

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//MLE didn't want to do a problem on the board because she "forgot" Pham: What you mean you forget?! Is the problem! Tonight I give you a million homewuhks and you practice practice practice practice practice practice.

#2476

88

Nov. 4, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Student: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.

#2475

1422

Nov. 4, 2010, 3:25 p.m.

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Balla: I was quizzing the period 1 students, and I realized that a few of them had just forgotten some basic chemistry facts! And I know that Mr. Pham taught you this last year. So we're going to do a little review just to make sure. Evan: Well, sometimes when you have people that have gone through a traumatic experience or period of time in their life, you know, their brains tend to suppress certain memories.

#2474

26

Nov. 4, 2010, 11:31 a.m.

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Jenny: I told you not to punch me. *shows bruise* Marcus: When did I do this? Jenny: You said "I'm not weak" and punched me. Marucs: Which week? (laughter)

#2473

1212

Nov. 4, 2010, 9:25 a.m.

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Pham: I can doing this! Why? I CAN DO ALMOST ANYTHING!

#2472

141147

Nov. 3, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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//In Mod/Sim, trying to gauge students' Biology backgrounds: Pham: Have they ever explain to you why one cell become two cell and two cell become, what, four cell-- Lev: Well, when one cell loves itself very much...

#2471

79

Nov. 3, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Demma: So this is not only the smog that hovers over LA all the time, but it's also the stuff that they use to make Viagra. Class: What? Really. Demma: Sure! It makes leaky capillaries. [Demma proceeds to explain very graphically how a medicine that makes capillaries slightly leaky would make a good erectile dysfunction medication] See, they gave it to a bunch of old guys during medical testing. And then they wouldn't bring their leftovers back because it was like, 'DING, erection time!' And this was a nightmare for the old ladies, because they were glad that they didn't have to pretend enjoying fucking these old farts... now anyway, what was I talking about?"

#2470

66

Nov. 3, 2010, 9:01 p.m.

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Jhyun: You're so hot, you fuse hydrogen!