#1697

1515

March 20, 2010, 7:30 p.m.

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Rose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.

#1696

44

March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!

#1695

1313

March 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...

#1694

66

March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1693

68

March 20, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O

#1692

66

March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."

#1691

22

March 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Now everyone lets try not to imagine them lying in bed together."

#1690

48

March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#1689

2024

March 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m.

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Blitz: Does anyone know where we grow rice in this country? Students: China!

#1687

1012

March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.