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#1267
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⚐ ReportMs. Roberts: Play that last chord. Jeremy: I can't... Ms. Roberts: What? It's not written in there? Jeremy: It is, I just don't know how. Ms. Roberts [reading music]: E-flat-minor-6-9-major-EWWWW
#1266
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⚐ Report//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel is wearing blue rubber shoes with puppies on them Student: OMG! Where did you get your shoes? Dr. Simel: Oh, off of German Ebay.
#1263
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⚐ Report//Jacob notices that the Macs have ActivStudio Mikey: Are there any Promethean boards on Macs? Jacob: No. Mikey: I guess they have a license for ActivStudio, and goddamn, they wanna use it!
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⚐ ReportRose: What some people do is they just look at the problem, you know, just kinda look at it, then take a step back and look at it again and then they just.. get it, y'know what I'm talking about?
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⚐ Report//A bunch of Blair alumni guys from the Blair senior class of 2009 come to visit during their winter break, while Mr. Schafer is teaching freshman physics Schafer: So, *turns to Student 1* where do you go now? Student 1: Carnegie Mellon. Schafer: How is it? Student 1: It's good. Schafer: See, I'm doing an experiment to see how my former students are-- Student 2: You can experiment with me! Schafer: [...] Awkward. *turns back to teach giggling freshman*
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⚐ ReportStudent, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!
#1259
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⚐ ReportShirley: Gibi and I hold each other in high esteem. Hammond: I saw you two punching each other. Shirley: What? Hammond: You know... *flails his hand* Shirley: That was the sysop handshake! We came up with it last year. Hammond: That's a quote, if I ever heard one. "You can tell we like each other because we punch each other."