#1207

44

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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Whitacre: High school isn't life. Life begins in six months.

#1206

22

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#1205

11

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kamal, no name on here -- other than your first.

#1202

1010

Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#1201

66

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!

#1200

810

Dec. 16, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Ms. Selman: Sometimes, I drive around Potomac to help old ladies. I hope that when they die they'll leave me in their will. Haha, I also like to help others. I'm just saying that $50,000 to them is nothing but it would make a big difference in my life...just saying...

#1197

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Mr. Shindel (pretending to be an emo kid or something): I have low self-esteem and I cry myself to sleep at night. Student: FINALLY! You admit it!

#1196

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:52 p.m.

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//CAP senior seminar, discussing what to do after portfolio, and how we need to keep a serious learning environment, since this is school Class: Can we do hand turkeys? Shindel: No... we'll do that for Thanksgiving

#1194

22

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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// discussing the prefix ped- or paed- Mrs. Sloe: What is it to be a baby doctor? Student: Podiatrist! Class: .... pediatrician.

#1192

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: Flower anatomy is very sexy.