#12000

66

June 16, 2023, 8:31 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.

#11999

44

June 16, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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// Last day of school Schwartz: You guys have 4 hours of school left, suck it up! Schwartz: The next time I will tell you to wake up at 8 will be February if you're taking complex next year. Schwartz: I should send all of you guys an email during the summer that says "URGENT: Wake up."

#11998

77

June 15, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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// Tournament of Champions Seat: If you win, you get this *gestures to candy*. Victor: We should all get candy! Seat: Ok Sitting Bull.

#11997

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June 15, 2023, 1:04 p.m.

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// Quizbowl practice Schafer: So one day I saw Henry Merrill chug 5 chocolate milks, one after the other. Schafer: And I told him "you better not throw up in this classroom". Schafer: So he went outside and then threw up in the hallways. Schafer: Technically, he followed my instructions.

#11996

018

June 15, 2023, 7:51 a.m.

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// Final writing assignment Anderson: To help you guys with this final writing assignment...you can have chips. *Dumps giant pile of chips on the table* Anderson: As we all know, there's nothing better for your brain than junk food. Andy: Can I interest you in some of Deez Utz?

#11995

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June 15, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Liquid helium takes very high pressure in order to make it solid. Jerry: That's why when scientists first made it, they had to put your mom on top of it.

#11992

610

June 14, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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// Doing E/U proof in diffeq Schwartz: Someone give me a source of food for ants! Andy: A corpse! Schwartz: Ok... *draws a body, with one eye marked with an "X"* Schwartz: So you can only see one eye because it's on its side. Andy: What if it's a cyclops corpse? Schwartz: Sure, let's go with a cyclops corpse. Schwartz: Is it cyclops corpse or corpse of a cyclops?

#11991

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June 14, 2023, 9:45 a.m.

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// Start of class, Schwartz is taking a bloodborne pathogen certification quiz Schwartz: This is an incredibly meaningful achievement. Schwartz: When you see Ostrander, let him know that Mr. Schwartz has completed the [quiz]! // Schwartz shows certificates from previous years Schwartz: In 2017, they made the certificate fit the page better, which is befitting of my accomplishment!

#11990

1111

June 14, 2023, 8:04 a.m.

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//Pd. 1 freshman chem Debbie: But Costco pizza is so cheap! Lodal: yes, but going to Costco is such a cost.

#11989

1212

June 13, 2023, 9:59 p.m.

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Cooper: Who was that one asian violinist that was really good Cooper: His name was like three parts Alex: idk Cooper: Oh yeah, Yo Yo Ma! Alex: ...