#4103

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April 24, 2012, 3:46 p.m.

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Harrison: Where's the diluted water?! //Cathy gives him a really strange look Harrison: Huh? Oh sh*t...did I just say diluted water? I meant distilled water...

#4102

1719

April 23, 2012, 11:37 p.m.

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//Patrick Shan jokes are the new Chuck Norris jokes, Jacob Kirkendall jokes are just true... Patrick: Patrick Shan has never seduced a woman. The word seduction implies that he had to try. Jacob: Jacob Kirkendall has never seduced a woman. EVER.

#4101

2022

April 23, 2012, 6:04 p.m.

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//On pajama day for spirit week Raanan: Man, I just realized, I could have used pajama day as an excuse to come to school barefoot. Aleksander S.: I could have used it as an excuse to come to school naked.

#4100

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April 23, 2012, 5:02 p.m.

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Eli: If Hannah He says you're weird, you're weird.

#4099

99

April 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

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Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.

#4098

66

April 22, 2012, 5:08 p.m.

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//During lunch, kids in Chemathon doing stuff... Darko: Someone please tell me something about East Asia. I'm almost done with this world thing. Mufasa: I did Europe for that.... Jinhie: Where's East Asia?

#4097

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April 22, 2012, 11:42 a.m.

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//At Wallops, during the forest walk, Hannah He, Lenny, and Eli are drawing on broken shells and putting them back Hannah He: Oh my god, somebody already drew on this shell! It says...oh wait, that was me.

#4096

1616

April 21, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//At Wallops, talking about go-carting later that day Amy: Raymond, we need to race so I can beat you, and prove that [Asian girls] can drive! Raymond: I mean, I guess, but... Jacob: See, the problem is -- Well, just watch, every stereotype's gonna happen: Amy's gonna lose control and crash, and then, Raymond's gonna be just chillin' and get pulled over by the cops.

#4095

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April 20, 2012, 12:43 p.m.

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// During Mathphys Amy: Hey Freddy, how do you want to do our presentation? Freddy: Uh, I don't care. Board? I'm fine with anything. KevLi: Freddy is used to using the board anyway. Freddy: Yeah, 'cause I'm always bored during class.

#4093

99

April 18, 2012, 5:43 p.m.

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Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction... Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?