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⚐ Report//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.
#4080
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⚐ Report//Discussing Clinton v. NY Swaney: What is this case about? I'll give you a hint: What did Clinton enjoy for two years? And the answer is not Monica Lewinsky.
#4079
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⚐ Report//Discussing landmark case for supreme court. Max: My favorite case is Mapp v. Ohio. //Max is doing Miller v. California Max: Oh, I'll do this one. Swaney: Yeah, you sure like the porn ones. //On Ashcroft v. ACLU Patrick: Max should be doing this one. Max: Nah, child porn is not cool. Swaney: Is it because you're a child now? Patrick: Mr. Swaney that carries some unfortunate implications about Max when he is an adult.
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⚐ Report//Talking about trombones Roberts: 5th position is the worst position ever made Patrick Shan: That's what s- Roberts: For trombones.
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⚐ Report//Mr. Clay walks into freshmen chemistry exhausted during loaf time. Clay: Sorry to interrupt. Lodal: It's OK, we haven't started yet. Clay: Michael left his paper waaay downstairs, as far from this room as possible. //He hands it to Michael and is half way out the door. Michael: This isn't my paper. //Clay stares at Michael for a long time. Clay: Thank you. //Clay snatches the paper and leaves.
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⚐ ReportPatrick S.: You know how we're not supposed to bring laptops to Wallops? So I think - I'll just bring a P.C.!
#4074
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⚐ Report// Discussing Supreme Court cases //On Dred Scott Swaney: And you all know who Dred Scott's lawyer was, right? Class: Montgomery Blair. Swaney: Right. Apparently he didn't do a very good job, as he lost. He got schooled.
#4073
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⚐ Report//Manesha's totally out in World //We're watching a boring lecture about the industrial revolution //Suddenly loud music starts playing and she slowly starts to wake up Manesha: OMG ITS ANASTASIA!!!
#4072
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⚐ ReportGross: I think something's up with Aaron. Aaron: What? Gross: You'd make a good beatnik, Aaron. I can see you secretly going into Greenwich Village at night and spray painting "Bird Lives" on all of the buildings.