#12342

77

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Hart: How many search windows do you have on your phone? Hart: I have 170.

#12341

1515

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Smolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"

#12340

1212

Oct. 18, 2023, 11:07 a.m.

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//P4 Phil Orch. Smolen is giving a lesson on chord progressions, and asked the class to transpose Twinkle Twinkle to a minor key. Smolen: "The little star has grown up! It went to college, and is now working a 9-5 job with unresolved debt!" //Old McDonald. Smolen: "Unfortunately, because of the economy... Old McDonald had to sell the farm. It is now a slaughterhouse."

#12339

33

Oct. 18, 2023, 9:48 a.m.

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Porch (to his pd4): now that I've sufficiently intimidated you

#12338

77

Oct. 18, 2023, 8:52 a.m.

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// Talking about picture day Jacobs: Who's dripping today?

#12337

1111

Oct. 17, 2023, 11:21 p.m.

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6th period English, Chris and Bill are messing with each other Goldberg (to Chris): Stop bullying Bill! Goldberg sees Bill playing games Goldberg (to Chris): Go bully him (Bill)

#12335

1111

Oct. 17, 2023, 3:16 p.m.

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Mitchum, Jonathan A (Student): 1. Dual federalism was an era of federalism where the lines of the power of the federal and state governments were broadly defined. Hua, Ethan Y (Student): Hey, those lines of power aren't broad, they're just horizontally gifted. Jonathan: Hey bud, you are just salty because you are vertically challenged. Ethan: Hey, pal, you must have the height of a saltine cracker, and the intelligence of one too. Jonathan: Hey sport, you are shorter that a brick, wider than a brick, dumber than a brick, soft as a brick, red as a brick, hairless as a brick, weak as a brick, and slower than a brick. Ethan: Hey, tank, projecting much? (megamind with hair, bottom text says "no hair?") Jonathan: You are so unpopular, I bet you work at College Board. Ethan: Hey, broski, show me your friends. I've got plenty. (megamind with no hair, top text says "no friends?")

#12334

2323

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:38 p.m.

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Bosse: In all my 32 years of teaching, I don't think 9th period has ever been cancelled.

#12333

88

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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Sam: thats racist! Bill: Same!

#12332

1616

Oct. 17, 2023, 2:14 p.m.

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Sahu: if you use the gmail unsend feature, and it blocks it before it reaches my inbox, then you're good Sahu: but do you really want to gamble with your life like that?