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#11981

1010

June 12, 2023, 1:34 p.m.

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Anderson: Macbeth was expecting that he would die from something incredible. Anderson: Such as getting struck down by a thunderbolt from Zeus. Anderson: Instead, he dies to a bunch of sticks and a c-section.

referring to how Macbeth would die from a man not born of a woman

macbeth, anderson

#11980

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June 12, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Andrew Zhao: Leo, say something stupid. Leo: ...what? Andrew Zhao: I need upvotes on Blairbash.

#11979

17

June 12, 2023, 1:06 p.m.

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// Signing up for Macbeth roles Sean: *Signs up for doctor* Sean: Just as my dad intended! // Later Jerry Song: I love doing the cry of women! Jerry: *Makes high pitched cryptic noise* Jerry: Bro I'm a natural.

#11978

612

June 12, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Gugan: Me gusta comer tu madre

Spanish class (translation: "I like to eat your mother") // mod note: it should be "comer a tu madre"

gugan

#11977

77

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: you are a wild man and you should calm down and be more normal.

#11976

44

June 12, 2023, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: …cause I am a special boy

#11975

55

June 12, 2023, 10:45 a.m.

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// Michael Wang tries to explain a video game technique Schwartz: That's called spawn camping. It's awful!

#11974

44

June 12, 2023, 9:13 a.m.

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Kirk: You could remove the yugoslavia part and just make it a math problem. //So True

#11973

88

June 12, 2023, 8:55 a.m.

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Karen (as Peter the Great): I was very healthy ... which allowed me to take the throne and be influential

#11972

1111

June 12, 2023, 7:50 a.m.

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// Hadar walks in late with cinnamon rolls Schwartz: Now THAT is how you walk in late!