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#11656

1111

March 8, 2023, 11:41 p.m.

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Mr. Seat: The judge said to us, “I don’t decide the truth, they don’t decide the truth, you [as part of the jury] decide the truth.” and I was like, “I have so much power” Mr Seat, in an evil voice: “I like it!”

#11654

711

March 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Gugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher

// mod note: out of all of the things you could have said, you chose this? //mod note: this was elaborated from Gugan's actual submission, cf 10829

katz, freshmen, jerry, gugan

#11653

33

March 8, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Clay: "Rock Paper Scissors solves everything!"

#11651

55

March 8, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Sean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".

#11649

1414

March 8, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Smolen: What is a tradition I can do for seniors every year? Kaden: Boxing match!

#11648

1618

March 8, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing WiFi Safety Schafer: Now, for the skeptics among us... Sean: Among Us? Class: *laughter* Schafer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be sus.

#11647

66

March 8, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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HC: Billy Joel was not sleeping in Music Theory.

#11646

810

March 8, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Schwartz(talking to himself): I am definitely tripping over that sometime soon. Andy(reading the box): Wallops first aid kit... Andy: Well in that case, if you do trip, at least you'll have what you need!

#11645

59

March 7, 2023, 1:58 p.m.

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// Hart explaining benzene Hart: So one night Kekule has a dream, which was probably drug induced… Jerry Song: So in order to learn organic chemistry you have to be one with the organic chemistry. Jerry: Do drugs kids!

//mod note: just make sure you're not accidentally getting fentanyl!

orgo, jerry, hart

#11644

1414

March 7, 2023, 11:18 a.m.

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Smolen: College is hard to get into. Smolen: Silly bastards stealing our money!