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⚐ ReportAndy: What's cell in chinese? Unsuspecting victim: 细胞? (xi bao, ɕi˥˩ bau̯˥) Andy: HAHA SHIBAL!
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⚐ ReportGuillermo: What does "banger" in "set, trip, and banger" mean? Wilson: Oh it means gangbanger. I know Laurie knows what I'm talking about.
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⚐ Report// Nobody in class can recognize what an amino acid is Bosse: Oh my god. Bosse: Why are they paying me so much money? Bosse: It's a waste of money!
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⚐ ReportBosse: I keep asking "do you remember from biology" but you guys don't remember. Bosse: That's what I'm here for.
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⚐ Report"bowls" is on the computer screen. Jason Yao: That's how you spell bowl??? Jason Yao: Why is it spelled like that. Jason Yao: Shouldn't it be spelled like how bowling spells it!?
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⚐ Report// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal
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⚐ ReportBosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?
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⚐ ReportGlenn: They're called the ocelli (oh-cell-ee) Rivkah, quietly to Katie: How would you say that in a comically Italian accent Katie, baffled: Say what, ocelli? That's not even Italian! Rivkah: Still though Katie: And why are you asking me?? Rivkah: You speak Italian Katie: I mean technically? I can order at a restaurant and ask for directions... Rivkah: So what would it be??? Katie: Idk, oh-CELL-ee? Rivkah: Ok but suppose you were Mario...