#10862

79

Sept. 21, 2022, 5:15 p.m.

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Stephen: What is a horizontal distance? Katz: A distance along a horizontal direction. Stephen: No Katz: What do you think it is? Stephen: Your mother Katz: My mother is not a horizontal distance. Katz: If she was, my father couldn't be a vertical distance, because the dot product would be zero, but I clearly exist.

#10861

77

Sept. 21, 2022, 2:10 p.m.

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// Talking about gacha games Alisha: I’m only in it for the gambling.

#10860

1616

Sept. 21, 2022, 12:20 p.m.

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// Caleb walks into pchem O’Donovan: Is that traitor Caleb?

#10859

1616

Sept. 21, 2022, 10:35 a.m.

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Stein: What did the band leader name his two daughters? Stein: Anna 1 and Anna 2.

#10858

1818

Sept. 21, 2022, 9:24 a.m.

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Klees: Isn’t “I’m a trusted adult” what a groomer would say?

#10857

37

Sept. 21, 2022, 9:19 a.m.

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// Innovation period Tinsley: There is something good about spirit week this year. Tinsley: It’s only 4 days!

#10856

810

Sept. 21, 2022, 8:02 a.m.

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Chikara: Burnell? More like burn in hell!

#10855

1313

Sept. 20, 2022, 7:50 p.m.

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Kirk: My friend recently moved to Alaska to become a fish cop.

#10854

88

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:38 p.m.

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//chaotic bramble anthology, september 20 "I thought I had psychologically locked you into those [formerly assigned] seats, but it seems that you are freethinkers who are not bound by my conventions." "Acronyms are not real English; acronyms are made up by people and groups to confuse outsiders." "If you are one of the 1%-ers, you're doing pretty okay, as you have been for all of history." "If you died, it's pretty much a negative. Let's go on the record as having said that." "[Having the surname Miller in Britain would] be like if, in America, you had the surname 'Landlord'. 'Hi, I'm John Landlord.' 'Oh, ew, no, don't want to associate with that guy.'" "If you want people to think that you've read some 15th-century Italian literature, go get a copy of the Decameron. People will think it's so refined, but really, it's a cracking-good story." "Who here has heard of William Shakespeare?" "Oh, that Da Vinci. He lived by a certain code. ... [class unamused] I guess that book was from a while ago." "The Hundred Years' War. I believe it was actually 116 years, but hey, who's counting?" "In America, you may be familiar with a certain hand gesture, in which one extends the back of their hand, and extends the middle digit, and leaves the other fingers curled back. It is sometimes accompanied by a particular two-word epithet." "Sometimes, in history, I have no idea whether a story is a true or false, but doggonit, I like that story, and I'm gonna tell it." "I know the best way to pick volunteers ... pick the first person who is smiling!"

#10853

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.