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#12831
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⚐ ReportMarxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.
#12830
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.
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⚐ ReportLodal: Once I saw a kid named Brace Lodal: and I was like who would name their kid Brace!? Grace: oh i thought he said grace Grace: i was like dude i'm sitting right here //later Lodal: Brace seems like an AI generated name
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⚐ Report// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...
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⚐ Report// Stein is balancing on his right foot Stein: Guys what am I doing right now? Stein: I'm starting the year off on the right foot. Stein: I just came up with that last night.
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⚐ Report// Andrew Zhao says that his uber driver cancelled on him 3 times Andrew: that's what i'm saying Andrew: i'd cancel on myself too
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, january 4 "Katz, you need to stop making that joke. It should be your New Year's resolution. ... Why? Eh, maybe it's just a me thing." "You all haven't memorised the first book of Euclid like I have." "Katz, in september, on your first day of college, you should go to the professor after class and find something they did wrong to scream at them about. ... It's a good way to establish dominance." "Can I put Jonathan Fan in a phone bin?" "[Hilbert] did something different ... because he's Hilbert." "Don't zone out or get bored! Well, I can't stop you from getting bored."