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#11660

1616

March 10, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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Schafer: Did any of you guys have an easy bake oven when you were young? Schafer: I did. You guys all lived terribly sheltered lives. Schafer: Later in your English class search up what those are. Schafer: Or in any boring class, such as this one.

#11659

88

March 9, 2023, 7:50 p.m.

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// Envirothon Caleb: Earthlings? That's such a cringe name. *Linda's head jerks up, she's the one who came up with the team name* Caleb: Oops, I spoke too much.

#11658

79

March 9, 2023, 1:28 p.m.

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// Anderson pretends to be a college professor for a class Anderson: You as college freshman are the most ironic of all. // Later Jerry Song: That was such a banger that I actually took notes. He needs to do this more. Jerry: Based English teacher moments.

#11657

88

March 9, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Rose: man, I should be like a teacher or something

#11656

1111

March 8, 2023, 11:41 p.m.

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Mr. Seat: The judge said to us, “I don’t decide the truth, they don’t decide the truth, you [as part of the jury] decide the truth.” and I was like, “I have so much power” Mr Seat, in an evil voice: “I like it!”

#11654

711

March 8, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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Gugan: *opens Blairbash* Jerry, to Katz: Say something funny! Katz: y̶̧̺͒ǒ̵̧̼̈́u̷̥͗̀r̷͖̕ ̶̗̤͌̚m̷͇̦̀ŏ̶̝t̸͚͗͐h̸͙̲̀ȇ̴̳̕r̶͇̎ //later Gugan: I am a full-time Blairbasher

// mod note: out of all of the things you could have said, you chose this? //mod note: this was elaborated from Gugan's actual submission, cf 10829

katz, freshmen, jerry, gugan

#11653

33

March 8, 2023, 3:26 p.m.

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Clay: "Rock Paper Scissors solves everything!"

#11651

55

March 8, 2023, 1:19 p.m.

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Sean: Isaiah has a pimple on the back of his head and I'm thinking "Lord Voldemort".

#11649

1414

March 8, 2023, 10:43 a.m.

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Smolen: What is a tradition I can do for seniors every year? Kaden: Boxing match!

#11648

1618

March 8, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing WiFi Safety Schafer: Now, for the skeptics among us... Sean: Among Us? Class: *laughter* Schafer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be sus.