#11379

24

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:47 p.m.

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Isak: How is the universe bigger than it is old?

#11378

1012

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:45 p.m.

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In Mr. Seat's class, students are supposed to pretend to be members of different social classes during the French Revolution. Alex J is assigned clergy. Alex (reading from his computer): Car Dieu a tant aimé le monde qu'il a donné son Fils unique, afin que quiconque croit en lui ne périsse point, mais qu'il ait la vie éternelle. Cheering from the class Mr Seat: What does that mean? Alex: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that whoever believes in him shall have eternal life. Some cheering from the class Mr Seat: Okay... but what do you think about the taxation?

#11377

1111

Jan. 4, 2023, 5:41 p.m.

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Mr Seat: In Japan, Christmas Eve is a time for couples to go out and have a fancy dinner. Violet: Awwww Mr Seat: New Years is a time to eat a lot of Kentucky Fried Chicken Violet: ...Awwww

#11376

55

Jan. 4, 2023, 4:35 p.m.

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Jerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*

#11375

4646

Jan. 4, 2023, 2:56 p.m.

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Street: It's been real, it's been fun, but it hasn't necessarily been real fun. Street: and that's why I'll see you all later.

#11374

1515

Jan. 4, 2023, 1:26 p.m.

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Rose: I’m like in the top 0.1% of math teachers and I’m still kinda dumb. Patrick: Mr. Rose I believe you’re in the top 0.1% of humblest teachers too

#11373

77

Jan. 4, 2023, 9:05 a.m.

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Schwartz: cake can have flesh, why not

#11372

511

Jan. 3, 2023, 9:23 p.m.

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Hui: *points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from the internet. Andy: *also points to himself* This is what happens when you get your morals from Hui.

#11371

19

Jan. 3, 2023, 5:23 p.m.

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Bramble: You will never have a return to school like I did one year in high school. Bramble: My maths teacher said to me, "at maths, you're just average". Bramble: And that was so mean.

#11370

57

Jan. 3, 2023, 5:22 p.m.

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Bramble: I'm going to do a scientifically inaccurate poll, which is my favourite kind.