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#12511
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⚐ ReportCole: someone asked me last year if apple cider was called that because you have to kill the apple to make cider.
#12510
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⚐ ReportNobody: Hillel: yOu cAn'T uSe "ThAt" tO rEfEr tO pEoPlE Hillel: tHaTs DeHuManIzInG
#12509
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⚐ ReportSahu: Once and a friend and I snuck out of school to go to Starbucks Sahu: but I've never done that before because I was a good boy.
#12507
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⚐ Report//Adithi pretends to be rabid Adithi: *growls* Avika: I can't do this, it's too early in the morning. //Avika storms off
#12506
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⚐ ReportAlan: All the British do is 'colon'ize Alan: They 'colon'ize the colon, like large intestine Alan: They turn everything to shit.
#12505
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⚐ Report//chaotic rose anthology, november 10 "Let's say you're buying a house and you have a 40 page contract" "like page one, page two, the first few pages are ok" "then you get to page 4 and you start seeing dot dot dot" "and you flip through and see a picture of a chicken" "and you get to page 40 and it says 'sign here'" "if you sign it you'll probably be fine"
#12504
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⚐ Report//Jacobs shows infographic "Heat Related Deaths ARE Preventable" //about how automobiles heat up well beyond the outside temperature over time //a section with clocks (really, stopwatches) is enclosed in, roughly, a speech bubble attached to the car Michael: So is the kid [in the car] supposed to be saying all that? Jacobs: Well, if you look at the diagram, you see the speech bubble coming from the back window panel in the car. Jacobs, later: The car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. The exhaust is these floating, visible clocks. Jacobs: Have you not seen cars in the summer, giving off floating clocks as exhaust? Jacobs, later: This is why we turn back the clocks in the fall; it's to clear away the clocks that cars have left hanging in the air as exhaust.
#12503
911
⚐ Report//Woodward on LASIK Wodward: You get a little laser in your eye, zhjooom zhjooom zhjooom! Like a lightsaber! Now you have good vision.
#12502
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⚐ Report//talking about gauss and 1+2+3+...+99+100 Rose: he was really annoying because sometimes smart people are really annoying