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⚐ ReportSahu: maybe like tomorrow a law gets passed where everyone can be a doctor and now your degree is useless Sahu: and nobody will pay you 500 dollars an hour to punch them in the face Sahu: i forget what I was talking about
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I don’t need “penis worm” on my work computer search history. Glenn: I already have enough questionable things in my search history.
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⚐ Report// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.
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⚐ ReportReading the umbreon copypasta Ziyad: No it's not. It's vaporeon. I tested it💯💯💯💯 -Some time later - Ziyad: I never tested it. I never said that. Ziyad: Flareon is the best though.
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⚐ ReportAdithi: what way is the long way? Jonathan: it's the way that is not short Jonathan: so the not Veena way. Adithi: Veena is... tall. Jonathan: you're in denial Adithi: i'm not in south sudan.
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.
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⚐ Report// Continuation of Glenn's story in the previous quote "One was when Sam was 3, I was doing laundry, and I pulled it out his shorts and what was in them was best described as little strips of bacon." "Then I realized, 'oh my god, these are Earthworms I am pulling out of my dryer'." "Turns out my boy was just collecting earthworms and putting them in his pocket." "It wasn't long until Alice also started putting earthworms in her pocket."