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#10520

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April 29, 2022, 11:12 p.m.

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// On the playground at Rio, playing Avalon next to a one foot tall slide and a spinny thing Nacho: Okay guys, keep the language clean! There are little kids here. *everyone proceeds to impurify the playground* *little kid walks up to us and stares at us* kid: do you want to play tag? Juice: Uh, we're a little bit older... kid: It's fine, I'll be "it"! Nashan: If you can catch me in a minute, then I'll play with you. *hops off the playground set and starts dashing*

#10519

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April 29, 2022, 4:11 p.m.

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Student (objecting to getting a zero): I did the warm-up, but my arm got tired, so I didn't finish writing the objective. Subayi: Well, my eyes got tired, so I didn't look.

#10518

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April 29, 2022, 3:09 p.m.

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Rao: For some reason when I hear "chip games", I think about people running around and stealing other people's potato chips.

#10517

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April 29, 2022, 3:01 p.m.

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// Dystopia presentations Rao: I like that it's bloodstained. Rao: I don't know the last time I said that and I don't know if I'll ever say it again.

#10516

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April 29, 2022, 11:21 a.m.

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Stephen Chen: Alright I’m off to go do some stuff. Stephen: And by stuff I mean your mom.

#10515

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April 28, 2022, 4:24 p.m.

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Student: Ms. Rao, you should curse in class. It would make you a more relatable teacher. Rao: Theoretically, if I swore in class, it would get you to pay attention. Rao: But for, uh, self-preservation purposes, I'm not gonna do that.

#10514

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April 28, 2022, 3:38 p.m.

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//Playing Jenga in Rose Rose: Wait, are you taking off blocks from the top? Aneesh: What!?!??? Rose: I guess I never stated rules…

#10513

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April 28, 2022, 2:23 p.m.

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Ace: It doesn't matter if we get a few points off, it's fine. Duval: *Audibly gasps* Johnny: A couple base mismatches never hurt anyone. Duval: Are you taking the AP Bio exam?

#10512

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April 28, 2022, 1:18 p.m.

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Duval: You make bacteria do its bidding. Duval: And it's great!

#10511

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April 28, 2022, 12:35 p.m.

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// Lucas is messing with the board Ms. Stelzner: Lucas please, I'm begging you. Ms. Stelzner: I'm sending you down to Daddy.