#10486

46

April 26, 2022, 8:48 a.m.

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Schwartz: One two three...Alisha! Schwartz: Good morning!

#10485

1515

April 26, 2022, 8:09 a.m.

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Kyei: if you end up getting straight A's you're not procrastinating hard enough

#10484

99

April 25, 2022, 10:26 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video, Schwartz story time Schwartz: There was "Ung, one rock". And from that, there was "Ung, one rock." Schwartz: There was "one rock" and "one rock". Schwartz: Until some day, some ancestor, in time immemorial, in antiquity, said Schwartz: "Ung, one rock, Ung, one rock, UNG, TWO ROCK!" Schwartz: And mathematics was born.

#10483

88

April 25, 2022, 9:02 p.m.

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Andy: Hey Suds! Sudhish: Hi Suds! Sudhish: Wait...

#10482

99

April 25, 2022, 6:04 p.m.

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//lesson on biotechnology Delaney: I have a joke. Does anyone want to hear a joke? //several students raise hand Delaney: So a guy's driving on the road, and then he sees a chicken going past him on the road -- the chicken runs past his car. Delaney: The chicken outruns his car and goes to a farm with a bunch of chickens. Delaney: When he gets to the farm, he sees all these chickens zipping around really fast, like the chicken he saw earlier. Delaney: He asks the farmer "why are these chickens so fast", and the farmer says, "well, we like drumsticks." Delaney: "I like drumsticks, my wife likes drumsticks, and my son likes drumsticks." Delaney: "So I bred a chicken with three legs, so we don't have to fight over who gets drumsticks." Delaney: The guy says, "cool! But what do they taste like?" Delaney: The farmer says, "I don't know. I've never caught one." //Some of the class erupts in moderate applause Delaney: Thank you; thank you. I got more farm jokes. Some of them are even appropriate.

#10481

1012

April 25, 2022, 5:57 p.m.

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//Rose writes the censored i-word on the board Rose: I know there are some trolls in this class, but if you know what this is, just keep your slimy mouths shut!

#10480

1818

April 25, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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//Someone throws both hands up in exasperation nearby Raun: Wait, that's concave up!

#10479

1414

April 25, 2022, 2:48 p.m.

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Duval: I have successfully never flipped a student off. Hui: We can change that! Duval: If anyone could, Hui, ............

#10478

1313

April 25, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: Are you going to be making any drawings that will give me nightmares? Mandy: Uhhh...maybe?

#10477

715

April 25, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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Hallisey: You lost the game.