#8937

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Jan. 26, 2021, 12:44 p.m.

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Street: So it's just more proof that Mr. Street is ancient. Street: When I was in school, we had to do our work on stone tablets. Student: Learned to write in cuneiform? Street: Yeah. Hieroglyphics.

#8936

513

Jan. 26, 2021, 12:30 p.m.

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Street: That's a great perspective on [Student]'s camera: he always looks very tall and imposing. Student: I'm sorry; I drank way too much milk as a child.

#8935

57

Jan. 26, 2021, 12:27 p.m.

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Schafer: What would it look like if I shot an arrow into my computer screen?! Schafer: I want to do that some days. //later Schafer: But maybe you *upset* somebody on the other side of your computer, and they fire *back*!

#8934

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Jan. 26, 2021, 11:30 a.m.

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Schafer: If you start asking too many questions, you get to the point "I need to understand all of quantum physics to know how a bar magnet works." Schafer: Which is pretty unfortunate.

#8933

68

Jan. 26, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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Schafer: You take two paperclips and see if they'll magnetically attract Schafer: Spoiler alert: they won't

#8932

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Jan. 26, 2021, 9:06 a.m.

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// Talking about some webinar he's gonna present to some math teachers Rose: So it turns out they're not gonna have their cameras on Rose: And I thought, "Oh! Just like Period 3!"

#8931

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Jan. 25, 2021, 9:08 a.m.

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*Period 1 Bosse* Colin: I was a scientist like you once...until I took an award to the knee

#8930

4747

Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

#8928

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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:06 p.m.

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//Bracklinn's family is away for the weekend Bracklinn: I turned the thermostat down to 50 F Ethan: Why would you do that Bracklinn: Power corrupts

#8927

612

Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.