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#10748

66

Sept. 1, 2022, 8:56 a.m.

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//P2 Spanish 4 with Martinez. Doing a "Would you rather" activity, talking about comedy vs. horror movies. Martinez: "Quien prefieres ver una pelicula de terror?" *various hand raises around the classroom* Martinez: "Mi vida es una pelicula de terror."

//translation: "who would rather watch a horror movie?" "my life is a horror movie"

martinez, spanish

#10747

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Delaney: I am an onion cutting god!

#10746

46

Aug. 31, 2022, 3:03 p.m.

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Pratyusha: School shouldn't exist. We should all just be working.

#10745

1212

Aug. 31, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Delaney: We’ve got 12 people who are interested in drugs.

#10744

1010

Aug. 31, 2022, 12:14 p.m.

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O'Donovan: I was best at taking apart Kalishnikov and putting them back together.

O'Donovan grew up in Georgia, part of the USSR then

pchem, odonovan

#10743

35

Aug. 31, 2022, 9:50 a.m.

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Smolen: I’m a Scorpio, I won’t tell your secrets!

#10742

04

Aug. 31, 2022, 8:36 a.m.

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Schwartz: I respect that, but you’re crazy!

//mod notes: was someone doing something correctly but very inefficiently?

schwartz, analysis2

#10741

2525

Aug. 30, 2022, 3:02 p.m.

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Glenn: This kid got ethyl acetate in his eyes. Glenn: I was obviously very scared for his eyes, but a tiny part of me was like "yay I get to finally use the eyewash station!"

#10739

68

Aug. 30, 2022, 1:40 p.m.

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Hart: Grandpa and grandma smell really good.

She meant the stickers from stink factory

orgo, hart

#10738

610

Aug. 30, 2022, 12:40 p.m.

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Jerry Song: I'm surprised natural selection hasn't weeded you out yet.

//mod note: because natural selection acts on genes, not individuals

jerry