#4071

1414

March 28, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//AP Lang, Isaac just got a book for someone else Mr. Horne: Isaac, did you just get a book for him? That was awfully nice. Isaac: ...MY LAST NAME IS FRIEND.

#4070

2121

March 28, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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//Explaining why there was a lot of sexual abuse to the slaves by the conquistadors Cuadrado: After six months on a boat, without women, the men get very, you know? I mean, no one brings women with them to the New World. I mean, Spaniards are very passionate people, I would know. Even at my age, you see people.... Raymond: What? Didn't they have magazines back then?

#4069

7482

March 26, 2012, 1:35 p.m.

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Philip: I'm an equal opportunity asshole.

#4068

1315

March 25, 2012, 7:39 p.m.

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//In world history Jeremy and Billings are in an argument Billings: I am going to go talk to your mom, Jeremy. Jeremy: OK, whatever Neel: Are you sure you want that Jeremy? Billings: I dont know her though. Charlie: Hang on, I can get you her number. //Everyone takes a minute to process that then bursts out laughing.

#4067

68

March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Dr. Smith: We've been burning in hell for a good deal of time.

#4066

1519

March 24, 2012, 8:23 p.m.

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Schafer: You walk into your house when you have a dog and that dog is happy to see you. You walk into your house when you have a cat and that cat is asleep on your bed.

#4065

3232

March 24, 2012, 11:27 a.m.

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//Telling a joke in 1st period Bio to Hannah He Radina: How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag? Hannah He: What? Radina: OK, just go with it. Let me give you a hint. You take the "a" out of safe and the "f" out of way. Hannah He: What? ...Seway...that doesn't mean anything, right? Wait...what? Adrianne: ...I've never seen this joke end up so badly...

#4064

15

March 24, 2012, 8:06 a.m.

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//Magnet Analysis 1A with Mr. Rose Mr. Rose: So in New Jersey, cops take courses in gun safety, anti sexual-harassment, and Calculus to catch you speeding.

#4063

1117

March 24, 2012, 12:05 a.m.

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//Moose is going on another communist tirade Moose: But I'm not actually a communist! I know there are flaws! And I know you guys know that too! So what are some flaws? Lowell: Well, if everybody was allowed to do what they wanted to do, then we'd have a bunch of athletes and musicians and dancers and artists, and nobody wants to work in a farm or a factory. So you have a bunch of people saying "I want to paint!" Well, that's great, but then where's the food? Can you paint me the food?

#4062

-13

March 23, 2012, 8:58 p.m.

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Kaluta: I Bing-ed it, I banged it...