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#3987
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⚐ Report//Talking about the 1950s Freeman: The USSR rose up in a way that is not dissimilar to Darth Vader.
#3986
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⚐ Report//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.
#3985
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⚐ ReportEva: Analogies are like puppies in a toaster, in that I've never been any good at them.
#3984
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⚐ Report//During mock SRP interviews; Patrick is the interviewer, Jason is the interviewee Jason: Have you ever had a high school intern before? //Patrick O can't stop laughing
#3983
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.
#3982
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⚐ Report//His conversation with the principal of the school he worked at Principal: Wow, to think its been 10 years since we had a student teacher. Hinkle: How did the last guy fare? Principal: Well, he didnt finish his term, you see he got stabbed.
#3981
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⚐ ReportEvan: Loomis, have you seen any recent movies that you really enjoyed? Loomis: Evan, please ... I may be an elitist snob, but I do enjoy movies. Loomis: Well, depends. Did you mean from before or after the 1940s?
#3980
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⚐ ReportGross: His name sounds sort of Latin! And what do we know about Russians? THEY LOVE ORGIES! //Sam and Max are appalled Gross: What? Oh, no, I meant ROMANS! ROMANS LOVE ORGIES!
#3979
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⚐ ReportAlex Woo: Mr. Klein, why don't you like people? Klein: I don't respect anyone enough to like them. It's not like you're any different. You magnets don't respect anyone either! Alex Woo: That's not true! We respect other magnets.