#3819

3436

Nov. 30, 2011, 8:54 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you're all-powerful but not all-knowing, that's a dangerous thing; if you're all-knowing but have no power, you're the UN.

#3817

26

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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//Permutations and combinations problems Rose: So suppose Sally has 3 shirts, 4 skirts, and 2 pairs of shoes. So, let's assume everything is black, so it just like, automatically matches. How many outfits can Sally make? //another day Rose: So suppose you have 11 dancers... //later Rose: So with the 11 dancers... wait, no, let's do something a little bit more manly. So in basketball...

#3815

99

Nov. 30, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Magnet Student: What do you do in your nonmagnet advisory? Nonmagnet Student: Nothing? Do you guys do math in advisory? Magnet Student: Funny story, we do puzzles.

#3810

2020

Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3806

77

Nov. 28, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Fowler writes the answer choices to the warmup The board reads:  A) 81  B) 90  C) 243  4) 270 Class: A, B, C, 4?!

#3805

1214

Nov. 28, 2011, 12:47 p.m.

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Moose: Hold up your questions. If you don't have them, you have to take your punishment like a man. Or a woman. Evan: Can we choose?

#3803

311

Nov. 28, 2011, 9:40 a.m.

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Roberts: So I call those attractive notes "magnetic tones"  because they're attractive! //Julian bursts out laughing Roberts: I just, you know, I WANT those notes. Emma (aside): She's horny for those notes.

#3801

1214

Nov. 21, 2011, 7:12 p.m.

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//It's the week before Thanksgiving. Whitacre: Because of the great American holiday coming up - the one where we celebrate the destruction of an entire culture and mass genocide, we're going to be watching a movie about one of the greatest Americans out there. Student: Captain America? Whitacre: Yep!

#3799

66

Nov. 21, 2011, 5:31 p.m.

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Raanan: I used up my self control on my last period.

#3798

55

Nov. 21, 2011, 5:30 p.m.

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Raanan: I can't do the splits anymore. //Raanan pretends to cry Jacob Kirkendall: Welcome to manhood!