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#13321
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⚐ ReportWill: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.
#13301
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⚐ ReportLeo: Jason, can I put your sex cell quote on Blairbash Jason Yao: No Leo: Why not? Peter: say gex Ziyad: but flareon is better Ziyad: I tried it trust Eric Shi: *shows an image of a certain dictator wearing sunglasses* Gugan: no way ziyad's favorite munting buddy!!!! Jeffery: If you say "guillotine" (with hard L) you're gonna be killed by the french teacher Leo: With a guillotine? (pronounced with hard L) Jerry Lu: (enters with math packet for Wallops) Will Roe: Yo can I see Schwartz: NO! He has sworn to secrecy! Jerry: I want to be guillotined! (still pronounced with hard L) Eric Shi: Oh oh oh no (running away) Eric Shi: Guys I think a bee entered the room Jerry: Point and laugh at the bee! Will Roe: (points and laughs) Eric Shi: I'm not doing that (hides in corner) Jerry: Oh wait that actually looks more like a wasp than a bee. I don't want that smoke Eric: (runs out of room)
#13121
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⚐ ReportWilliam: How can I know if a disabled person can use my device if i'm not disabled? William: Well I can disable myself.
#13084
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⚐ ReportWill: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.
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⚐ ReportSahu: Here's the University of Washington website. U-Dub. Will: U-sub? Sahu: U-SUB?!?!?! THIS AINT NO CLAC-U-LAS CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#12740
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⚐ ReportWill: Give me a funny 4-letter word. Marxer: Seven. Will: ... Will: I'm BlairBashing that.
#12609
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⚐ Report//in AP Comparative Gov, Mr. Cirincionne cuts himself Mr. Cirincionne: I am currently undermining my cult of personality by showing that I am mortal Will (Standing up) : Our leader is weak, we need a new one! I volunteer