#13150

33

March 5, 2024, 9:48 a.m.

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Bosse: What are the 3 main types of bacteria? Andy: Spherical, spiral, and rod-shaped. Bosse: Where did you learn that from? Andy: Campbell Biology. Bosse: I hate Campbell Biology! I think the author has passed. Andy: He died 20 years ago. Bosse: Gah! That's a new chapter of the "bad things that I say to my class". Bosse: Do they still do Blairbash?

#13082

35

Feb. 15, 2024, 4:02 p.m.

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Students: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?

#13050

77

Feb. 13, 2024, 12:55 p.m.

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Andy: I lost track of all the lunar new year animals, what animal is it this year again? Nikhil, Stephen: dragon Andy: Dragon deez nuts across your face

#13034

04

Feb. 10, 2024, 5:03 p.m.

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//people are talking about steps Jerry: I have 17000 Andy: Balls in your mouth? //later Jerry: I have 17000 people lined up at your mom's house

#13033

55

Feb. 10, 2024, 5:01 p.m.

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Andy: I'd sacrifice my first born child to go to harvard

#13032

22

Feb. 10, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Andy: I would say scrambler is balls but [Jerry Song] dosen't have any

#13031

17

Feb. 10, 2024, 11:19 a.m.

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Yunyi: can you all shut up Andy: or else you're getting meng-lested

#13026

-24

Feb. 9, 2024, 3:58 p.m.

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Schwartz: You could write [the closure of a set S] as "S∪∂S". Student: Sus! Schwartz: No, it's "suds"! Andy: Sudhish?

#12955

48

Feb. 1, 2024, 2:49 p.m.

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Glenn: Given that I am 5'3 and my sister is 5'2.5, that inch matters! Andy: That's what she said.

#12950

88

Feb. 1, 2024, 11:22 a.m.

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Rivkah: Do you not like thinking about engaging in reproductive activities with Andy Ying? Katz: I do not very much think about engaging in reproductive activities with anyone.